Friday, October 30, 2020

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Laughing Cat. Laughing Cat who?

 Laughing Wildcats - that's who!  

Yep!  I should leave the jokes to the kids! 
Read below for better jokes from our Wildcats! 


What did the ghost have up his nose? 

BOO-gers

Submitted by: Jacob Fluckiger - 6th grade

And Emily Miller - 3rd Grade


What is a Ghost's Favorite dessert? 

BOO Berry Flavored Ice Cream 

Submitted by: Broady Bennett - 6th grade


Why did the skeleton cross the road?  

He had NO brain! 

Submitted by Knight Denney - Kindergarten


Why are skeletons so calm? 

Because nothing gets under their skin.  

Submitted by Timothy Franks - Kindergarten


Knock, knock.  

Who’s there? 

Ice Cream.

Ice Cream who? 

Ice cream every time I see a ghost!   

Submitted by Jared Adams - Kindergarten    



Why didn’t the skeleton go to school? 

His heart wasn’t in it? 

Submitted by: Damon Bruyer - 3rd Grade 


What do you call a witch that lives at the beach? 

A sand-witch! 

Submitted by Jasmin Pitts - 3rd Grade 


Knock, knock! 

Who’s there? 

Twig. 

Twig Who? 

Twig or Tweet.  

Submitted by: Kourtney James - 3rd Grade 



What kind of music do mummies like to listen to?

Wrap Music!

Submitted by: Breckham Noble - 4th Grade


What is a Math teacher’s favorite dessert? 

Pumpkin Pi 

Submitted by Adalynn Noble - 6th grade 


Knock, Knock. 

Who’s there?

Witch.

Witch, who? 

Witch one of you is going to fix my broom?

Submitted by Vanessa James - 4th Grade


What kind of mistake does a ghost make? 

A Boo Boo! 

Submitted by Jaxon Cometto 


What do you call a huge bowl full of candy?

A Jack-O-Pot! 

Submitted by Kane Van Stone - 4th grade 


Why do Giraffes have such long necks? 

To get away from their stinky feet.  

Submitted by Riley Pitts - 5th grade 


What monster plays tricks on Halloween? 

Prank-enstein

Submitted by Kyler Heilman 









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