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Read below for better jokes from our Wildcats!
What did the ghost have up his nose?
BOO-gers
Submitted by: Jacob Fluckiger - 6th grade
And Emily Miller - 3rd Grade
What is a Ghost's Favorite dessert?
BOO Berry Flavored Ice Cream
Submitted by: Broady Bennett - 6th grade
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
He had NO brain!
Submitted by Knight Denney - Kindergarten
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Submitted by Timothy Franks - Kindergarten
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice Cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
Submitted by Jared Adams - Kindergarten
Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn’t in it?
Submitted by: Damon Bruyer - 3rd Grade
What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
Submitted by Jasmin Pitts - 3rd Grade
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Twig.
Twig Who?
Twig or Tweet.
Submitted by: Kourtney James - 3rd Grade
What kind of music do mummies like to listen to?
Wrap Music!
Submitted by: Breckham Noble - 4th Grade
What is a Math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pumpkin Pi
Submitted by Adalynn Noble - 6th grade
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch, who?
Witch one of you is going to fix my broom?
Submitted by Vanessa James - 4th Grade
What kind of mistake does a ghost make?
A Boo Boo!
Submitted by Jaxon Cometto
What do you call a huge bowl full of candy?
A Jack-O-Pot!
Submitted by Kane Van Stone - 4th grade
Why do Giraffes have such long necks?
To get away from their stinky feet.
Submitted by Riley Pitts - 5th grade
What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Prank-enstein
Submitted by Kyler Heilman
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